Things You Will NEVER Hear DBZ Characters Say:
Vegeta
Let's go get a hair cut Trunks.
I love you Bulma, where do you want to eat?
Trunks, you're so cuuuute.
No mommy, I don't wanna fight.
Why can't there be peace in the world?
Goku, let's be friends forever.
I love pink, especially pink shirts!
Goku
Lets make friends with frieza and go to a malt shop.
Chi-chi, lets go to dinner.
I need a hair cut.
Lets fight vegeta!
Gohan
C'mon mom, Let's study! Who cares if the world gets blown up? We can skip the fight this one time.
Mom Im gonna get a tattoo!
Kill my dad! Kill my dad!
Follow me baldy!
Fight Fight Fight Fight!
Chi Chi
Go on Gohan, fight the world, forget about studying.
Goku, I love you, you are soooo smart.
I dont wanna buy you study stuff so i bought you a new space ship
Trunks
Daddy, can I go bald? I hate my hair!
I need to dye my hair red..or maybe blue!
Hey goku I trust you in 3 years androids are gonna come and make friends and have ice cream and there not gonna take over the world. There have red ribbons too!
Hey, how much can I sell my sword for?
Hey androids! Wanna team up and be friends forever?
Hey Goten, I'm gonna kill you?
Goten sucks, Goten sucks!
Master Roshi
I hate woman.
I dont need my glasses any more.
I never liked goku and krillin anyways.
I will train you krillin .
Kami
I never liked goku.
Piccolo lets fight.
I will let garlic jr. take my place.
I need a new gardner and not black and taller.
Garlic jr. take the black water mist i like what you've done to the lookout you can have the black water mist.
Haha Im gonna jump off the lookout Mr. Popo
What If...
What if...
Piccolo had kept his big mouth shut about the dragon balls when he was talking to Radditz? Vegeta and Freeza would have never came and the androids would've EASILY killed the entire Z-Gang!
What If...
Trunks had decided not to come back from the future after the androids and the z gang were fighting? Then they would've thought they were fighting the right androids and would've been caught off guard by 16, 17 and 18.
What If...
Frieza never killed Krillin. Goku would've never gone SSJ, and everyone would be dead. Then the Frieza would be easily disposed of by the androids!
What If...
Goku never hit his head. He would still be evil and know one could save the earth, he would have joined Radditz, and got killed by Freeza! (SUCKER!)
What If...
Cell never killed Piccolo. Gohan wouldn't have gotten so mad and wouldn't have gone SSJ in the first place, then, Cell would've killed everyone AND went Perfect Cell!
What If...
Goku never threw the frog at Ginyu (when he was going to switch with Vegeta)? Uh-oh! Vegeta would've been Ginyu, Ginyu would be Vegeta, and everyone would've been killed by Ginyu! (and Vegeta would've been UGLY)
What If...
Vegeta never let Cell become Perfect? Cell would be long gone dead, Gohan wouldn't go SSJ2, and we would be seeing the Buu Saga and not the Cell Saga. Not to mention that the entire Buu saga would've been effectied!
What If...
RADDITZ CAME TO FRIEZA DURING THE CELL GAME? AFTER GIVING HIS
IDENTITY, WOULD HE BE PROTECTED BY HIS BROTHER GOKU, AND
BECOME A GOOD GUY?
What If...
FRIEZA WAS STRONGER THAN TRUNKS WHEN TRUNKS CONFRONTED
HIM. WOULD GOKU HAVE USED HIS TRANSMISSION TO SAVE THE RADICAL
YOUTH?
What If...
KRILLIN WAS A SAIYAN. WOULD HE BE THE STRONGEST? HE FIGHTS ALL
BAD GUYS BEFORE GOKU AND THE OTHERS GET THERE AND FIGHTS THEM
WHEN THEY ARE THERE, TOO.
What If...
CELL ABSORBED ANDROID 16. WOULD HE BECOME A MORE PERFECT
CELL? CAN HE PUT A NEW LEVEL TO PERFECTION?
What If...
NAPPA LIVED AFTER HIS BATTLE WITH GOKU ON EARTH, AND VEGETA
DID NOT KILL HIM. WHAT WOULD HAPPEN? WOULD HIS POWER GROW TO
BE AS GREAT AS THAT OF GOKU OR VEGETA?
What If...
BARDOK AND KING VEGETA LIVED. WOULD THEIR BE WAR BETWEEN
THE 2 FAMILIES?
What If...
GOKU LIVED IN THE ALTERNATE FUTURE. WOULD HE MAKE A
DIFFERENCE IN THE BATTLE WITH THE ANDROIDS THERE? OR WOULD HE
LOSE, AND THEN ERASE THE IDEA OF GOING BACK IN TIME TO THE ONE
THEY ALL THOUGHT HAD THE POWER TO BEAT THE ANDROIDS?
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